Muscle Injuries Cured

A medicine doctor in Vancouver, British Columbia figured out a way to solve muscle pain and pulled muscles. Last Sunday, while William Eguiarte was working in his office in Vancouver, he solved a mystery nobody could figure out, how to solve muscle pain fast. He figured this out while spending time with his son. If you rub the outside of your body where it hurts for twenty seconds, then immediately drink a mixture between cranberry juice, apple juice, orange juice and a bit of root beer and drink it, your pain will go away immediately. Mr. Eguiarte said, “I was just fooling around with my son, who happened to have a shoulder pain, when he drank this mixture and his pain went away. It was a miracle!” Then he tried it out on other pro athletes with injuries, such as Serena Williams, who missed the Australian Open in 2010 because of foot pain. He also helped Fernando Torres and Sydney Crosby. They all said that their pain went away immediately. Now all pro athletes are rushing to Mr. Eguiarte for help.


Reported by: William L. and edited by Sebastian E. of Golden Snail

Liverpool Goes Up

Two years ago, Liverpool was in chaos in the bottom half of the Barclay’s Premier League. Now, at 1st place, Liverpool has regained glory and regained lost players. Their biggest win this year was with Bolton, beating them 4-1. Two goals were scored by Steven Gerard, 1 by Karim Benzema, who joined last year, and another from Gareth Barry, who just joined last month. Gerard said, “This season has been my best so far.” In the 2012 Champions League, Liverpool suffered a 3-2 loss in the semi-finals versus Inter Milan. All the goals were scored in the second half, starting with a corner by Gerard, with Jamie Carragher in the net. The 2nd goal was scored by Diego Milito with an assist by Dejan Stankovic. Inter ruled with their second goal with a free kick by Wesley Sneijder. A great chance was given to Liverpool when Ryan Babel struck a shot, which hit the top-corner post! At last, Liverpool scored a goal when Joe Cole struck a wonderful shot to Inter goalkeeper Julio Cesar and Benzema scored the rebound. The final goal came from Lucio from Inter. He had a curled shot that tricked goalkeeper Juan Manuel Reina. Although defeated, Barry said, “We played a good game. That team is pretty tough but we played a good game.” Another memorable match for Liverpool was a battle with Chelsea. They finished 1-0 with Liverpool on the win. The only goal was scored by Fernando Torres. Torres shot the ball at the top left corner of the net, with a left-footed strike. He was on a breakaway thanks to a pass from Christian Poulsen. Petr Cech, Chelsea’s goalkeeper, said, “I have to admit, it was a great pass.” Poulsen was happy because the pass went in the middle of Frank Lampard’s legs. Didier Drogba argued it was an offside, but he got himself a yellow card. Let’s hope Liverpool keeps winning.

Written by: Sebastian E. for The Golden Snail